LMAO. I learned long ago to save myself a ton of time looking for something I lost. Because with out fail you ALWAYS find it the second you accuse some one of taking it. "you took my....oh there it is.....bygones!" :}

I know a few! Like random bitches who claim they hate you but follow you on pinterest.... @saratimm

I know a few! Like random bitches who claim they hate you but follow you on pinterest.... @saratimm

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Similar to a joke in 'Vertical Limit' that I love: "You wanna go up into the mountains with Nitro on your back and hope that it doesn't jump?...A hundred thousand sperm, and, ahh.. YOU were the fastest?" !!!! love it!

Guess which one I am..<---- "SNEAK ATTACK" "Sokka it's not a sneak attack if you're yelling it." - Aang

Guess which one I am..<---- "SNEAK ATTACK" "Sokka it's not a sneak attack if you're yelling it." - Aang

All the time.

Listening to a stranger’s conversation…

Some days I'm all rice cakes, cucumber water, and five grapes. Other days I'm like let's order a cheeseburger, chicken fingers, tacos, fries, and a milkshake. Fml. (@russellsbc )

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