LMAO. I learned long ago to save myself a ton of time looking for something I lost. Because with out fail you ALWAYS find it the second you accuse some one of taking it. "you took my....oh there it is.....bygones!" :}
Similar to a joke in 'Vertical Limit' that I love: "You wanna go up into the mountains with Nitro on your back and hope that it doesn't jump?...A hundred thousand sperm, and, ahh.. YOU were the fastest?" !!!! love it!