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Might make the summer nights more bearable...

Art Wouldnt the world be a better place if only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood - well better for everyone except for the gyms and plastic surgeons! smile-while-you-still-have-teeth

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers


Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.


My life.Funny Quote - I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning

Oh-M-G! So true! Don't talk to me about my Saturday mornings....from cartooons to dirty socks. Not good.

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!


What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day from their kids. i dont drink wine, but this is funny!


Today’s Cancelled

I wish today was cancelled. Rainy days in bed are awesome.