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athenagoddessof: “ Dear Girls, Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure. Yes you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs. Sincerely, Real Men Via someecards ”

men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. Proud to be pale!

ha! pretty much :)

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.

i'm fairly certain this is what most of my students do with their financial aid.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

For my friend @Jan Gardner Smith who is the Queen of Know.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

You workout on a daily basis and you're in shape...we get it.

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

Free, Confession Ecard: Let me get this straight you're offended by what I pinned on my Pinterest. I'll give you some advice: stop stalking me and you wouldn't have to worry about it.

Stop trolling.GET this through your fat ugly piggy face-I do NOT like you

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

I love you, but next time you purposefully interrupt my yawning by sticking your finger in my mouth mid- yawn, Im kicking you in the face! funny-haha

You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

"Teach your daughters to shoot"

"Teach your daughters to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper." lol:) Truth be told, I've always wanted to learn how to shoot, just so I know.

I know alot of these....that is why Jerry hides the hammers....

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