High Way: I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while competing on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn't even find my bike.
It all makes sense now - gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.