15 Things I Always Wanted To Say To Customers When I Worked In Retail | Thought Catalog
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15 Things I Always Wanted To Say To Customers When I Worked In Retail = 1. To the person that says, “Oh! It isn’t scanning! That must mean it’s free!” Every time someone tells that joke a cashier dies. I hope you can sleep with that on your conscience.
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15 Things I Always Wanted To Say To Customers When I Worked In Retail (or just customer service in general, lol)
15 Things I Wish I Could Say To Customers When I Worked Retail
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This is so funny, yet so true
Bout that. #retailrobin
retail robin understands my life! This is so true!!!
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Do you guys put it together?”Bottom Text: “No? I knew this store was useless.”]Department store Robin, here! I work in electronics, but our furniture department is right across from us, so I helped a lady the other night, and she asked me “Do you guys send someone to put it together? Or can I have it done here and pick it up tomorrow?” And I responded with “No, sorry. We don’t do that here.” and she got really snippy and snarky with me and yelled at me.”I Knew this store was useless”I apologized and told her the box comes with instructions to do it yourself at home and she told me I was absolutely no help and walked away.
retail robin understands my life! i need to print this off and post it up at work....
So true!! Lol if you work retail you'll know! Haha
It's only funny because it's true. I work in an antique shop, and if I don't go look I know we don't have it. "Do you guys have any bedroom sets?" "No, sorry ma'am." "Are you sure?" "Oh, no, they only take up half a room, I'll go look."
hahaha so true
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BAHAHA This is so wrong, but so funny!
hilarious I can't stop laughing at this one...lol
Best advice you can give a straight man. #sex #funny #ecards
Bahaha.... This is so awesome!
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I put this under funny stuff, but it's actually true.
A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework.... | Weekend Ecard
I know!!! And men should consider it part if their job too. Not just "help" the woman do her job. I'm lucky my husband is so awesome.
Not so funny but true lol
So sad that it is true! My life!
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A little Saturday Humor! How many of you feel this way often? Via: http://bit.ly/1uLYPm4 #ServiceSearch #cleaning
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This is my life.
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I can relate
Hahaha! totally me!
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My life xD
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I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
This is so my life. Its kinda not funny. AMEN!
not really funny...
I have a superpower. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors - I'm the only one who sees them in this house.
I am freakin' amazing! Now moving onward to master the powers of invisibility!!!
I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many years as you think you can still get away with it.
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All you friends better make me this promise!
happy birthday to me.🎂
I PROMISE TO CELEBRATE YOUR 20TH BIRTHDAY FOR AS MANY YEARS AS YOU THINK YOU CAN STILL GET AWAY WITH IS
This would be me!
PJs at 5...yes!
He knew things. | The 37 Wisest Things Michael Scott Ever Said
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its never too early for icecream
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Well said, Michael.
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I was just wondering... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart... or is it just me? - #amusing #comical #entertaining #funny #hilarious #humorous #ironic #joke #laugh #pictures #witty #lol
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yes! So true!! I have a love/hate relationship with Walmart!
I'm introverting :-)
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:)I read this quote recently and thought it was hilarious! I tracked down the source, Beth Buelow at www.TheIntrovertEntrepreneur.com who gave me permission to make a printable out of it. I think I should make a shirt out of it.
Front door sign, maybe...
need a t shirt of this
I need this as a book jacket when I'm reading
Ha ha :)
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This is so accurate
Story of my life.
Yep, this is my husband and me.
That's pretty much how it works.
#someecards #relationships #dating #marriage
Hahahaha! So Funny!
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For real...! lol
Tax humor! Horrible but so true!
:) so wrong but really funny!
Wouldn't put me at ease, but it would be nice to know
So funny and so true!
For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Make a secret stash of inappropriate pictures and compile for their 18th birthday and graduation... finally a reason to have kids
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Make a secret stash of inappropriate pictures and compile for their 18th birthday and graduation. Absolutely doing this. You're welcome Lana & Moriah & any future babies lol!
Make a secret stash of inappropriate pictures and compile for their 18th birthday and graduation. I think this is one of my favorite baby photo shoot ideas.
Make a secret stash of inappropriate pictures and compile for their 18th birthday and graduation...good idea for future childrens.
Keep a secret stash of these inappropriate pictures waiting for their 18th birthday. hahahahaha best idea ever (I don't have kids, but this is seriously fantastic!)
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LOL....Every day of my life.
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Yes!!! totally me everyday! lol
LOL - those are called very bad days.
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I only hate stupid people...
I havent always hated people... Many years in customer service made me this way. more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101
I hate people
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Amen! Couldn't be more accurate!!
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Ha! So true in our house. My husband asks where everything is....#marriage #truth
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so true!! We have a quote we say around our house: "It's not lost until mommy can't find it." :) -AG
My husband, TRUE STORY!! hahaha.
How I feel everyday
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Bahaha so true
Bahahaha!!! @Amber Rose
That annoying moment when you pull up to work and it isn't engulfed in flames. #snarky
Oh so funny ...
Everyday of my life ;)
Gym toy of the 70's and 80's - LOVED these things, but it did hurt like H#$& when you ran over your fingers or when someone else did.
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totally loved these in gym class - until you run over your finger.
AAAAhhhhh so True. Loved this. However ours were wood in middle and elemetary school. my poor fingers
Only 90s kids would understand! I loved these! But I can not count how many times I ran my fingers over
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I loved these things in elementary school!! #elementary #gymclass #90sKid
True Story! watch the fingers!
So True... Repin if you remember this! Hahahaha!!
such mean things
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Faster jogging tips
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This would help me!
That is so funny!
Two tips for faster jogging 1. hot guy in front of you 2. creepy dude behind you. Oh my gosh i would only need a creepy guy behind me!!!