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men think it's a woman's fantasy to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to. Most of you aren't.

I've been overthinking about overthinking again. (I was just thinking this morning that sometimes my thoughts are so complex, even I don't understand them.)

I am guna live my life like Barney on How I Met Your Mother...bcuz I'm awesome! :)

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. So true!

That's funny...people ask me why I'm so quiete sometimes..this is why:)

This is me more oft than not lately. #wannastayhomeinpjs #hermit #nonotagreenmuppetfrog #thatsKermit #ohnevermind