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Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

;) lol. yep! Your cleaning up job(s) become (but its still all worth it)

My little boy has his own ecard. Don't mistake my cuteness for weakness. I will terrorize you and turn this house upside down like the tiny tornado that I am.

Because Mommy Can't Afford To Lose ANY Brain Cells

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

"The period of waiting patiently for release from suffering is an act of worship." -- Imam Al-Ghazali

The period of waiting patiently for release from suffering is an act of worship. Imam Al-Ghazali


Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

Go to sleep! So my kids.

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

Motherhood... while searching through your purse for a penny you instead come up with a handful of crushed crackers, a half eaten lollipop and a crayon.

Any mother has experienced this at one time or another! I always have a hot wheels car or Lego.

That, or I need to play on pinterest for an hour while eating those cookies to regain my sanity lol!

What Really Happens At Naptime

Is this true, ladies? Is there a secret stash of cookies? Break them bad boys out cause I want me a cookie!

You could substitute the word "teachers" for the word "parents" as well.  Whew, are kids tiring!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

This explains SO much. ~Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Love my kids

My children's laughter is my favorite sound! The sound of their deep breathing when I know they're asleep is a close second. Now the sound of their voice on the cell phone is my favorite sound!

36 funniest and hilarious parenting memes

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville? ---and what about those days I *start out* as Cruella Deville?

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!