My voicemail does say that I don't check it very often. I this though, it's more direct. lol!

My voicemail does say that I don't check it very often. I this though, it's more direct. lol!

If you’re talking behind my back,  you’re in a great position   to kiss my ass!

If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a great position to kiss my ass!

Words cannot describe how I feel about you because I don't feel anything about you.

Words cannot describe how I feel about you because I don't feel anything about you.

Liking your own post on facebook is like high-fiving yourself in public.

Liking your own post on facebook is like high-fiving yourself in public.

Have ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot

Have ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot

I have a standard list of people that I don't like....they fit on this list too!  BAZINGA!

I have a standard list of people that I don't like....they fit on this list too! BAZINGA!

This is me and my little sister Mary, bag of chips for breakfast lunch and dinner please :D

This is me and my little sister Mary, bag of chips for breakfast lunch and dinner please :D

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