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A darling hat. A cute dress. Soon to be a drunken mess. Sounds like the kentucky derby?

Last Valentine's Day my brother sent me this and said "this seems like something you would think is funny......."  How my family knows my sense of humor :D

Peggy is a whore. lol, I got this from my friend via email. I lmao. Peggy had many valentine car-: 15 while only had one., Peggy is a where. "Viola doesn't swallow" what are You looking over here for there are green buttons to press

Well said.

Making This eCard Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train

sorry not sorry.

I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate. elise_abdalla I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate. I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

@Juliann Oldbury Johns @Michele Oldbury @Michelle Mitchell

Pretty sure this is exactly how my sister feels about me. Too bad she's wrong- I am the one who has the best sister in the world!

Omg I hateee to run!

funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line

to all my best friends.. ;)  @Sheena Uecker

This is totally for my best friend! We laugh all the time about being heterosexual life partners! LOL by sunnycdolls

Finally.......now I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice.

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