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Hee hee hee...and Southern drawl makes 4!
So true, so true.
couldn't describe me better
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No One Would Ever Commit Crimes (If Spider Man's super power was shooting spiders out of his hands.)
this is me almost every night. LOL
Love that Kat Kitson saw this and thought of me :) So much truth.
I AM DYING! Look at the baby's facial expression!
Funny to most but hilarious to those who have lived through it and come out the other side (albeit somewhat cracked and twisted).
Yep. Except I think others know.
My problem with showers…
I've never come across this in life, but that's probably how I would feel about it.
Retta on Conan. "And that's when I roll down my power windows (singing classical music), bitch. lol oh my gosh! I looked this up and it's actually a bit from the Vivaldi Gloria, not Puccini, but hysterical none the less.
*backflips off loft bed, ninja kicks door open, barrel rolls into living room, rips plug out of wall, teleports back to computer, world is at peace*
Jack quote, Will and Grace, I don't want to be an adult anymore. This is how I feel sometimes.
For real though. << HAHAHHAAAA..aaaaaa...a wait. I'm actually Squidward..... SPONGEBOB SAVE ME