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This made me laugh so hard! Probably because I have fallen down the stairs at least 20 times in my life.a couple of those times was actually walking UP the stairs.

Unfortunately, so true!

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Why sleep when you can meme?

That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a light saber to open it.


I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says Just Kidding. Seriously, what's up with that?


in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

So true

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Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two.

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Because people on the floor usually aren't hustling like cashiers! Couldn't stand working for them.

Funny Quote - Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Walmart but only 4 registers will be open - Funny Pictures, Quotes, Videos and More!

lol ~ why does this always happen?!

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

I do this more often than I really should.  with texts and emails. people should read my mind!

Texting funny humor Mentally responding to a text and then forgetting to respond to it. I do it all the time!

6th grade

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Once you proactively DECIDE that you're going to start working out on a consistent basis, the next logical question is WHEN?  There is so...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning