Shopping with your husband quote....funny!

Wooden sign: "Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden!" haha :) So True

I want this for our front porch... our house is the first one in the subdivision, so despite the neighborhood "No Soliciting" signs, EVERYONE still knocks on our door!!

Handling door-to-door salespeople frugally (and politely

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

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This fun sign has the humorous analogy of marriage and cards; Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

I went to a gym once. I got on this walking thing, and water started coming off my body, and my heart was pounding, and then some skinny blonde bitch told me I had to take my heels off.  I got the hell out of there.

Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate

How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't..

How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't

How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't..

Schedule indisputable.

laundry schedule - make this for my laundry room.if I actually had a whole room that I could devote to laundry!

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

engraçado mas nem sempre verdadeiro

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband! The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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Well be Friends til were Old and Senile Then well be new friends wood sign. Favorite gift for friend. This handmade sign by Trimble Crafts

..why my husband is the chef in our home...

A little bit of kitchen humour…

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

Boil, smash, season, bake.  I'll have to try this! humor-to-brighten-or-ruin-your-day

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Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

Good mums

"Good Moms have Sticky Floors, Messy Kitchens, Laundry Piles, Dirty Ovens, and Happy Kids. unless you have a bunch of kids like my mom. Then you make your kids clean the house.

HeeHeeHee ... Ahhhahahah!!! It just gets funnier the longer I look at it ;-D

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