Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. This is sooooo me this summer - who would have ever thought that a lifelong night owl would have to be getting up at 3:45 a.m. - blah!

Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. - ALL...OF...THE...TIME!

MY TIME SCHEDULE *SLEEP *WAKE UP EXHAUSTED *PLEDGE TO GO TO BED EARLIER TONIGHT *SLEEPY ALL DAY *FINALLY WAKE UP LATER *WIDE AWAKE! *IT'S LATE BUT WHO CARES? IT'S TIME TO PARTY! *IT'S 2 AM I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO BED.

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