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When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

now i just dont wear makeup unless it's a "special" occasion.. and people just expect my natural beauty.. ahaha

now i just dont wear makeup unless it's a "special" occasion.. and people just expect my natural beauty.. ahaha

The moment you realize that being a stay at home mom means you never leave work.

The moment you realize that being a stay at home mom means you never leave work.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

If you tell me one more time that 'Your camera takes great pictures!', you will have a 'really great picture' of your colon.

If you tell me one more time that 'Your camera takes great pictures!', you will have a 'really great picture' of your colon.

: Motherhood: I will never Eat, Sleep, Poop, Pee or Shower without someone On me, Next to me or Watching me.

: Motherhood: I will never Eat, Sleep, Poop, Pee or Shower without someone On me, Next to me or Watching me.

I don't like to post stuff w bad words, but this is GREAT!  It should say: "and still slap your head off your shoulders for looking at her crazy"

I don't like to post stuff w bad words, but this is GREAT! It should say: "and still slap your head off your shoulders for looking at her crazy"

So true...but I'm working on turning it back into a cupcake (they're better than muffins and the same size)!

So true...but I'm working on turning it back into a cupcake (they're better than muffins and the same size)!

I wish I could take my husband to work wth me so he could see why I'm such a bitch when I come home.

I wish I could take my husband to work wth me so he could see why I'm such a bitch when I come home.

Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

I swear if you ever say this, mom, im going to move in with random strangers and hope their not craigslist killers. Good luck.

I swear if you ever say this, mom, im going to move in with random strangers and hope their not craigslist killers. Good luck.