Awww if you had an ounce of self confidence you wouldn't have to continually talk about/ stalk me and my husband. Now I get it your mom did it for so long that you picked up on her bad habits, but lets not let it last as long okay, honey! Go live your happy life and let it go! Unless you are "woman" enough to talk to me directly, stop talking about me.
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Sorry about your bitterness, I guess jealousy really is a disease. GET WELL SOON. I know someone.....
Sorry about your bitterness, I guess jealousy really is a disease. GET WELL SOON. You're jealous that no matter how hard you tried to make our parents hate us, they continue to love us unconditionally. You're jealous of our growing family. You're jealous we have a happy marriage and you're miserable. Shall I go on? 😏
Get Well Soon... He obviously DIDN'T WANT YOU. #jealousy #ecards #rottenecards #someecards #exes
Get Well Soon... . #jealousy #ecards #rottenecards #someecards
For real~get well soon~
Please get well soon:)
Get well soon bitch!
Get well soon...!!
Get well soon ;)
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maybe, just maybe, i feel like saying this to my husband...all the time!!!! haha!!
haha some people should start listening to me
I tell ya they ripped this quote from my life
Would love to say this to some people!!
my little sis finds some funny stuff :)
HAHA this so applies to my husband!
My life. :)
haha story of my life!
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TRUTH ---> Strangers think I'm quiet. Best Friends know that I'm completely insane.
way too true...me and all my besties...yea....were special
My family knows that I'm completely insane.
My Best Friends know I'm completely insane
My besties know its true!
THIS. Story of my life.
story of my life hahah
completely insane <3
haha so true
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Free, Friendship Ecard: We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants....
We may feel dressed up but secretly every woman knows maxi skirts are really just crotchless yoga pants. The secret is out ladies
Maxi dresses = crotchless yoga pants Story of my life @Katie Y
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life on how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life...
expert on my life...AND everyone else's....bahahahahaha
I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life...
.expert on my life....let me take notes...
Hahahaha!! Story of my life..
#life, #humor, #funny
ha! story of my life.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target. Um this was totally me when I worked in Wentzville!
Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target. SO TRUE!!
It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target. bahahahaha story of my life!
Funny because it's so true (or was when I actually had lunch breaks ;)
This is so true! I'm always at Target on my lunch breaks.
This is so true. They all show up at lunch!
Pretty much every pay day.
True story! Lol.
All the time!
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If this wasn't true, there would only be Nutella and chocolate chip cookies in my pantry! #food #quotes
If this wasn't true, there would only be Nutella and chocolate chip cookies in my kitchen! oh and cheese and bread and crisps and pizza and curry and Mexican and ice cream.... FOOD
So true!! I hate how much I love food especially carbs.. mmm carbs
And usually the food wins!!!
My life story.... :)
Fat girl problems
I'm living in a drama-free bubble today...
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Free, Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
And I am so happy that my life consist with no drama. Couldn't be happier. I look back at all the years and love my true friends.
I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it! | Confession Ecard
I try to make MY LIFE a drama free bubble! People need to learn this lesson the easy way!!
Some e cards. Drama free bubble.
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I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult." And it would just be easier if you agreed. Mmmhmmm. My husband pinned this. He knows me so well. I'm delightfully difficult... But I am worth it ;-)
I prefer to describe myself as "delightfully difficult". And it would just be easier if you agreed | eCards
Yes! Delightfully difficult! Totally me.
Ecard delightfully difficult
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Just so true
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I know a few of these......rotflmbo!! Haha!! Losers!
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You are so FAKE I swear I saw the words 'made in china' etched into the back of your neck. This made me laugh!!
I think I laughed way harder than I should of. haha
And you are so "funny" hahahaha, I'm laughing. LOL
i know a few people this would fit
Omg I laughed too hard at this!
haha!! Fits a few people i know
I so know people that fit this
This fits so many people!!
Omg i cant stop laughing
if I can joke with you I like you
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Hahahahahahaha it makes me laugh that this is actually somewhat true... not in all cases, but in a few that come to mind :P
lol so true. #funny #ecard #lol
haha yep... this is my life
Story of my life... Hahaha
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Story. Of. My. Life.
this made me giggle
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please.
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Lhh when ppl think you're talking about them. Hunny, I don't have the time to even think about you let alone talk about you. Love this lol
poor poor piggy, you just don't get it! Should have known better than talk crap about my children! I AM their MOTHER!!! Step mothers HAVE ZERO legal rights-my children want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! Got that! My grandchildren want NOTHING to do with you! Quit trying to act like you are something or somebody important-sucks to be you!
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please. | Confession Ecard
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
Oh yeah, cause I should believe you.. Lol I may be naive and gullible, I'll admit to that, I'm young. But I enjoy every single moment that we have together, and judging by his constant grin and him spending ALL his time with me, he does too. I tried being mature and respectful, but saw what a cunt you were being, so I gave up. Thanks for all the laughs though.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please, you lost admit it!
I would have no reason to, ha, stop being so pathetic & a low life & stop starting drama that you damn well know you can't fucking finish! you wanna talk shit, i'll give you fat lip! #justsayingskunk
"My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please."
Few people understand how much work it takes to be such a hot mess.
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It takes ALOT of work to be such a hot mess.
It takes ALOT of work. Regulators mount up!
ain't that the truth #mylife
It takes ALOT of work.
Hot Mess ECard
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Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU, but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.---Or family
Amen! Some people think sending you a text or email is a relationship. It's not! A simple life rule is SHOW UP! I don't do one sided friendships anymore. If I have been the only one reaching out, calling, buying little gifts and trying to set times to be together and it hasn't been reciprocated, I simply move on. I've stopped swimming oceans for people who won't cross a puddle for me.
I hate that this is how it has become with so many of my friends. I shouldn't be the only one putting forth effort!
The reason why I don't talk to any of my "friends" anymore
Totally true for some of my friends
One of my biggest pet peeves
Haha this is funny, but true
So much for best friends.
Amen to that
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Haha, I totally had this thought last Friday! It's the same lesson you learn when you grow up, go to school, get a job, and "summer vacation" no longer exists. Weekends no longer exist when you're a mom :).
lol.... story of my life but thats ok I love every min. of it! Family time is way better than ANY DRINK or PARTY!
I feel the same about weekends. "Why am I looking forward to two days that are no longer days off?" :)
Pretty much. Absolutely love this! Friday is just as good as Monday when you wake up to an amazing child! <3
I love my kids for sure, but sometimes I do look forward to work....at least I can go to the bathroom by myself there....ha ha
Oh bless! I'm definitely not ready to give up my Friday nights.... Or my sleep ins... Or my general ability to do whatever I want whenever I want haha!
if you have kids less than two years old...your ass needs to stay home....not at the Swedish mafia concert.....but hey your addiction to exstacy Is bigger right? Right......your over thirty hoe....take care of your three bunk ass ugly troll looking kids...oh my bad they are with your mom right skank? (GO ENJOY YOUR SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA...UNFIT MOTHER).
Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh Wait... You laugh because it's true and if you laugh real hard it's because you thought it before!
Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.
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When life knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, 'You hit like a bitch.'
When life knocks you down... Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "You hit like a bitch." | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
When life knocks you down.... Calmly get back up, smile,.....
hahaha! Brush yourself off and try again!
How I am feeling right this second!
Umm new life motto?
Crack me up !!!
Sounds like a lot of people I know...unfortunately...
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Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise. | Congratulations Ecard
Congrats! http://media-cache6.pinterest.com/upload/176695985350193266_tp016Mrr_f.jpg desireemachado just for giggles
Funny Congratulations Ecard: Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
And posting it on FB! lol..finally! Someone makes an e card about this haha
True! I know some people this applies to......my husband
omg so true! Some people need to hear this!
so true. some people need to grow up
So true for some people!
Can't help but laugh