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Awww if you had an ounce of self confidence you wouldn't have to continually talk about/ stalk me and my husband. Now I get it your mom did it for so long that you picked up on her bad habits, but lets not let it last as long okay, honey! Go live your happy life and let it go! Unless you are "woman" enough to talk to me directly, stop talking about me.

I am the out spoken one so if u dnt like what i say well i advice u not to ask u will get a great special shitty coating on top of your dumm shit

My step children need to hear this before they turn into teenagers. I inherited this talent from my Mom. - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find any bacon seeds. This is WAYYYYY funnier than it should be...and its horridly true...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason I'm interested in you is because you're just as hot, tormented, destructive, self-centered, delusional, and insane as I AM.