Cooking and Cleaning
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My mother in law bought me this sign.....funny stuff!
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I was tricked on Halloween! The very first time, ever! In my apartment complex they hold a party for the children at the clubhouse, so there is no door to door trick or treating. I was sitting at the table on my computer, when I heard a loud THWACK on my door, heard some kids run up the stairs, then running away. So, I didn't bother to open my door as it never dawned on me that they would be throwing Eggs! Then a few minutes later I hear male voices and someone rang my doorbell. So, I still didn't answer it cause I just thought it was the same kids, horsing around. A few minutes later, I opened my door and saw the dripping egg, and my neighbor stuck her head around the corner and said - 'we've been egged'! And it was the night managers who were at my door. So, there I am looking at this mess, and my first and really only thought was 'who's going to clean this mess up?' The night managers returned and I asked them this very question and their response 'well all maintenance has gone home so we'll just have to just write this up and have then clean it in the morning'. "And leave this all night long?' was my response - so of course, I cleaned it up, which really wasn't a big deal. But I see the point that came up within me is one I have existed as throughout my life - when I'm faced with something I don't want to do, I want 'someone' else to do it. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to look outside of myself for a solution to a very simple process of cleaning up 1 thrown egg at my apartment door. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to participate within and as a thought/memory whereas I have always looked outside of myself for 'someone' else to do what I do not 'feel' like doing. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to believe that it is ok for 'someone else' to take care of a mundane or mechanical chore that I do not want to do. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to place myself above having to certain chores that I want 'someone' else to do. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to not want to take responsibility and just move myself in the physical and attend to the task at hand. I forgive myself that I have accepted and allowed myself to participate within and as energy as the mind, making this a mind-related experience rather than just a self-directed physical act. When and as I see myself wanting to pawn off a chore that I do not want to do, I stop and I breathe, realizing that there is no separation between myself and 'someone' else, and thus I commit myself to take responsibility for myself within and as the moment as the breath, by moving myself in the physical, and just pushing myself to attend to the task at hand, remaining constant and stable and applying myself practically until the job is done.
Take a BERRY Break (40 photos)
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Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs @Global Eyeglasses
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places..and being organized means you keep them in their place.
Right. And then I forget where I put said stuff. So I then buy NEW stuff. Then I find the old stuff while 'cleaning' so now I have two of everything. Brilliant. Story of my life! LMAO!
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places. This is the story of my life.
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places. Haha so true!
So true-made me giggle
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I know the thought of cleaning your face with oil sounds absurd. I thought the exact same thing when I first heard about it. But before I go into the details, let me tell you why I like the Oil
I like skirts…
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Little girls in skirts, so true. Love that she's reading Harry Potter! Lol
True. So true. I was just like this as a little girl lol
This is every girls problem, including me.....
True. So true. Holy crap story of my life
true. so true. This is totally me 😹👌
True. So true. Story of my life!
Hahahaha little girl problems
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Jack quote, Will and Grace, I dont want to be an adult anymore. This is how I feel sometimes.
Well, I don’t wanna be an adult anymore… Its very hard! ♥ Will & Grace
true story!!! I am over being an adult and its only been a few months
I don’t want to be an adult anymore…So true!!!!
I don't wanna be an adult. True story.
My thoughts exactly!!
So true..my life
Let It Go, Favorite Songs, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Yesss, Mylife, Totally Me
You ever wanted to do this when you hear your favorite song come on in the grocery store? I have. My life could be a musical :)
When my favorite song comes on, I have absolutely no control So true :)) it's best when you are in the car by yourself!
so true. i do this when i go to the mall and go into a store and i hear my favorite song playing
How I feel when my favorite song comes on... What's your favourite song? Comment below :)
So true. How I feel when my favorite song comes on.
Let it go! let it goooO!
Yesss. so true
Stay away from me…
I M Ready, Life Motto, I M Awake, Truth, My Life, Morning Person, Funny Stuff, So True, It S True
Happy 2014! :D After the holiday, this is exactly what i want to say...... "Awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things" You agree? Vote and comment in 1Doubt: http://1doubt.com/all/do-you-agree/17005-awake-doesnt-mean-im-ready-things/
So true, definitely not a morning person! I chose the wrong career haha :P
So true. I'm not a big morning person...I just want to go back to sleep.
So true! My mom makes me work when I get up.. I'm not a morning person!
Not a morning person.... Ain't dat the truth... Lol
My life story! Jkjk not really!! This is so true!
Story of my life! I'm so not a morning person
My life's motto
Seriously, people. SERIOUSLY!: Giggle, Quotes, I M Awake, Truth, Morning Person, Funny Stuff, So True, Things
How To Talk To Short People
Talk To Me, Short People Problems, My Life, Tall People, Funny Stuff, I M Short, Girl Problems
Don't crouch down to talk to me.... it's just a painful reminder that I'm too short XD
I hate it when people do that, but i also hate talking to ridiculously tall people...
Ikr, this must b so rude for short people when tall people do the second thing...
I soo feel like this when tall people talk to me! @HeatherNBrock5 So Jacob....
So relatable... short girl struggle is real! lol
Short People Problems
Story of my life
tastefullyoffensive: “ [jolly-reaper] ” Hey, I’m short!!! But, this is funny and when I am yelling at my son, he dose this right here!!!! LOL
Funny Stuff - Putting a smile on your face.
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Lol Funny, Pasta Ecard, Italian Humor, Funny Italian Quotes, Funny Stuff, Parmesan Cheese, Being Italian Funny, Being Italian Quotes
I'm Italian. I'll put as much Parmesan cheese on my pasta as I want. It's a necessary condiment in my life. Back off!
That is absolutely right.... But just so y'all know it isn't called parmesan cheese it's called shaky cheese....
Hahaha my dad sent me to my room one time for putting to much Parmesan cheese on my spaghetti
Because I usually need some pasta to go with my Parmesan cheese...
There is no such thing as too much Parmesan cheese :)
There can never be to much Parmesan Cheese on pasta!
Ahem- Madelyn, Queen of the Parmesan Cheese
I'm serious about my parmesan cheese lol
Love Parmesan cheese
My problem with showers…
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NOT FUNNY! SO TRUE FOR ME, and now I'm on an pinterest comic and repining it! First time for everything.. Everything, but the whole shower thing! THANKS FOR PUTTING ME OUT THEIER LIKE THAT PINTEREST! AUG!
So true since the hot water thaws out my achy body!
Shower problem. So true. @Winters :P
THIS IS SO TRUE! proof mom comment
So true. #funny #humor #bathe
So totally true... Christ!!
Shower problem- So true
So true @Lori Ann Rossi
And it's soooo true!
Look at your hand
Ha! So true!
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So true :) << My left hand is always like this since I write with that hand and always smudge my writing.
This happens to me ALL THE TIME and I don't even REALIZE it until I have PENCIL SMUDGES ALL OVER my freaking drawing!!!!!! haha....yeah, and if you're left handed. it only happens when you're lefthanded
...or left handed... This is the story of my life. And it's not even because I'm being "creative," it's because I'm taking notes in class!
lol, so true C; (Or you're left handed. this happens to me no matter what I'm writing. :[ )
I am creatively left-handed and yes this is so true.
I'm left-handed, this is the story of my life.
Literally my life #lefthanded
The artist's hand
My Diet Is In Trouble
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The chocolate in the picture is German chocolate the best kind
Kinder!!!!!! Chocolate from the Angels in chocolate heaven!
Kinder chocolate!! My favorite!! Yummmmm 😆
Oh my gosh. Stupid German chocolate. Why!!!
.....I LOVE GERMAN CHOCOLATE
Kinder!!! Yummy!!! Want!!!
That is German chocolate!
So much German chocolate
The kinder chocolate!!!!
If you try hard enough…
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College students already know this.....Laura Houser lol
I could definitely fall asleep like that.
My life quote. Especially English class..
Round two of the college life
This is my life motto.
This explains my life.
Night shift nursing
My life motto.
Morning coffee (39 photos)
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So True my life story!! If you see me in a dress I don't want to wear pants!!
so true! Everyone always comments when I always wear dresses!
so true! @Alaina Austin You'd get this wouldn't you
so true! The only time I wear dresses!
Welcome to my life....and the south.
so true! Story of my life!! LMAO
It's so true. Summer time.
Summer time truth.
Yup! so true! love this oscar wilde quote
Tuesday Ten: The Best Medicine…
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True story... oh my goodness... I seriously just laughed so hard... hilarious - and yes, true.
sorry for the woman belly.... but this is so true.... story of my life right now
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HAHAHA story of my life! This truly made me smile! Totally me.
Unfortunate, but true... Story of my life :( waa lol
Haha! so true! This is totally me, every day.
hahahaha!! so true! Story of my life
True story... Ha! Story of my life.
It happens all the time
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Somebody needs to make a documentary of my life 'cause I'm so funny omgosh
all the freaking time! I am just so funny!! story of my life...
Guilty :) I do it ALL the time! Totally part of my style
My life all the time. I'm seriously so funny. ;D
Story of my life. Yep that's totally me!
Story of my life. I'm just so funny
So true! I think I'm so funny! lol
how do they know mylife!?
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What I think when my husband is doing something on the computer!
My husband with the Internet Explorer ... drives me nuts!
What I think when someone uses the computer. True story.
So true when i watch my husband use the computer!!!
Especially: why would you use internet explorer?
Funny Pictures When my parents use my computer
My life at work.
it's true though.
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I don't always do the vacuuming.... #funny #humor #laugh #lol
haha so true vacuuming once in a blue moon
Seriously I just laughed so hard at this
The Most Interesting Man In The World
Idk why I thought this was so funny
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Story of my life. Love lounging in my PJs, then keep them under the pillow when I go to bed.....in case of a fir LOL
Oh, Dear. I REALLY ought to do something BUT I am already in my pajamas / still in my pjs...haha!
Story of my life! | Funny quotes | Pinterest | Pajamas, My Life and Pjs
The story of my life.---- heheh SO TRUE! :)
The story of my life. funny-stuff
so true... So totally me
I love my PJ’s!!
I feel this way sometimes...
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This is going to be my new response anytime someone tells me "to put on my big girl panties and deal with it," oh yes it is!!
Sometimes it feels good to just throw a hissy fit.. So shut up about big girl panties. Kthanks.
I love this one for all the times I say "put your big girl panties on"
@wendysa :) thought you'd like this
Big girl panties #biggirlpanties
oh, I got the giggles now!
Story of my life.
Oh so true.
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Another pinner write,"This actually has some truth behind it. I love my clean house, but I often wonder, "why do I spend so much time cleaning?!? I'd much rather be spending it doing fun things with my kids all day long!"
"A Clean House is the Sign of a Wasted Life" I agree! Too much organization is stale!
A Clean House - Wasted Life - Art Illustration Print The key is to find the balance
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life. My life is far from wasted. :)
@Seniorita Clay This is for you momma!!!! Remember this!!!!
I guess my life is not as much a waste as I thought :)
well....maybe not so true, but it makes me feel better
a clean house is the sign of a wasted life. So true!!
:) so true- i need this for my front door
Me all the time