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If only every illness was like this, I would have stopped getting sick a long time ago

Meanwhile, my grandparents are on twitter

MAKE IT STOP!

"My boyfriend broke up with me because I keep referencing Linkin Park, but in the end it didn't even matter."

In the end it didn't even matter.

"My boyfriend broke up with me because I keep referencing Linkin Park, but in the end it didn't even matter."

Had a student ask me if the singer of Nickleback was Kurt Cobain.  I failed the entire class and set them on fire

Had a student ask me if the singer of Nickleback was Kurt Cobain. I failed the entire class and set them on fire

HAHA! Love This!!! Choose wisely - Fight Volemoret - Compete in Hunger Games - Listen to Nickleback CD.

Choose wisely.

HAHA! Love This!!! Choose wisely - Fight Volemoret - Compete in Hunger Games - Listen to Nickleback CD.

"We're expecting..."  I have never thought of it like that.  Lol

We're expecting...

i can't math

Your Friendly Grocery Store Cashier Is Trying to Kill You [New study finds BPA in urine of 100% of people who handle their receipts]

When people are talking behind me in lecture.

When people are talking behind me in lecture.

Jeezus why didnt I think of this in School! NO I dont want to hear about your sex life and YES you are a slut if you are sleeping with your friend's boyfriend!

Nickleback walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Nickleback walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

I would probably be satisfied if at the end of my life, whenever that may be, this happened to me. That would make it all worth it.(disclaimer:not really)

Freaking Bill Murray...

I would probably be satisfied if at the end of my life, whenever that may be, this happened to me. That would make it all worth it.(disclaimer:not really)

Beware next caller, you will hear this from me…unless it's my mom…then I'll say hiiiiiiii mommy!

Beware next caller, you will hear this from me…unless it's my mom…then I'll say hiiiiiiii mommy!

When I say I cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a patch from my door to my bed.

I cleaned my room.

When I say I cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a patch from my door to my bed.