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They always take things literally…

It's so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally. Bahahahaha!

Thank God we'll be torching your wedding pics. I love you so much, I swelled up as large as possible to make you look like a twig. You're welcome. Next wedding, I can't promise the same! LOL!


The best feeling…

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better,