No need to elaborate...
A grave oversight.
It's so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally. Bahahahaha!
Thank God we'll be torching your wedding pics. I love you so much, I swelled up as large as possible to make you look like a twig. You're welcome. Next wedding, I can't promise the same! LOL!
People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better,
Things I Hate 1) Vandalism 2) Irony 3) Lists