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Right! How do we not have a vacation home in Burlington, VT by now?! :)

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, shooting stars, and birthday candles.

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This is hilarious! Online Shopping: because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants, and a glass of wine!

Read this before but I really like it.  I could apply this to my thought process several times a week.

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

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"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food."----> And blond men I'm not picky specially if they look like Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans .

Making this for my bathroom next house!

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I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year" I bet you've thought of this at least once!

This is the best summary I have ever seen of my thought process in life

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

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They story of my life? Somewhat. Well, about 40% of the time.

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so true... i also love when people laugh with wild abandon. one of my fave people laughs BIG when he laughs. it is JOY.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

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"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

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Book Review: Eating Mindfully

Justin would say this is me too a tee.poor guy, why did he marry an event planner (aka control freak).