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'How do you like your eggs in the morning, hon?' 'Unfertilized. Now go away.'

'How do you like your eggs in the morning, hon?' 'Unfertilized. Now go away.'

Funny quote - I'm not grumpy in the morning. I'm just very selective with my kindness.

Funny quote - I'm not grumpy in the morning. I'm just very selective with my kindness.

"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

"By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

LOL @Devin Powers this made me think of you except you would still go without the bra! LOL @Liz Powers

LOL @Devin Powers this made me think of you except you would still go without the bra! LOL @Liz Powers

I'd think you could empathize with my chronic pain considering you suffer from chronic stupidity.

I'd think you could empathize with my chronic pain considering you suffer from chronic stupidity.

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

Seriously. I kill all plants i come into contact with. No joke.

Seriously. I kill all plants i come into contact with. No joke.

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