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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. Funny and true

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

What my kids do

My kids in a nutshell! I actually tell them Psycho mom is coming out.

7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror ...... Try breaking a condom e-card hahaha

Funny Confession Ecard: If you think 7 years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror.Try breaking a condom.

for all those bullies.

Better yet get a team of dogs and let them pull you in a wagon.After all, You PULL a wagon.pushing a wagon.well that is just unnecessary work for anyone.

seriously

Story of my life. I hate running, but I despise treadmills unless I'm running for a purpose for a speed, hill, or interval workout. Even then, it's utter torture.

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

All true!

The 11 Worst Things About Painting Your Nails

Just took off glitter polish.sooo true -_- glitter nail polish is the worst

Lest go on a diet they said... It will be fun they said.

Funny Family Ecard: Hangry: A state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'll CUT YOU!

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

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