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True story. You know how many people call themselves weird? Freakin' everybody. Henceforth, I propose that we redefine 'normal'. If everyone is weird, then no one is. Well, a few likely would still fall outside even a greatly expanded norm. How lucky those few...
I'm not weird. I just fall outside of your exceptionally narrow view of the world. Funny
I'm not weird. I just falloutside of yourexceptionally narrow viewof the world. Yes; this is me-has been all my life.
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
Facebook is not a clothesline. Be a Dear and air your dirty laundry elsewhere.
Just do everything I want you to do, how I want you to do it, and we will have no problems.
"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards
Avoiding these types of people is not a sign of weakness, it's a sign of genius, there is actually some real truth in this.
I don't hate people, I just feel better when they aren't around.
The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.
if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all
Amen...when I have a migraine the last thing I want to think about is updating my status on Facebook lol
That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.
Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost it when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is.
lol- omg so true - it drives me nuts when people do that! facebook photos