You are correct sir!

Pretty much

You are what you eat.

Unfortunately true

So true

Sometimes I stalk you online to remember why I don't want you anymore.

Stronger

So true!!

Haha!

Crocs

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean You're Welcome.

lol

Stupid People.

...and then there is always Irish coffee, Mexican coffee, and coffee with alcohol in it

True Story - I'm not always right, but when I am it's usually all of the time.

You, yes you right there. You are exceeding the limits of my medication and are one comment away from a throat punch. This.

if only...

So TRUE!

True story.

Yup.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit... I'll be here.