True that. My dad doesn't call me his drinkin' buddy for nothing. (But I'm actually a damn good cook too lol)
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Since my Mum is a caterer, & I can't cook to save my life, & Dad brew's his own beer & I love it.... this is so applicable.
well, maybe this isn't so funny ...
girls girls girls
Story of my life.
Haha so true
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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
wonder how many glasses of wine it would take for ME to have flawless dance moves- not an experiment I am undertaking anytime soon :)
Benefits, yes. But mostly for the comebacks and the dance moves. ;)
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This is the perfect description of my life!
Witty comebacks and flawless dance moves
i don't drink wine but it's funny
Hahaha!! Love this one!!!!
hey can you hold my morals for me, I'm going to need two hands for drinking tonight.
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hey can you hold my morals for me, I'm going to need two hands for drinking tonight... Haha how I have felt lately!
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hey can you hold my morals for me, I'm going to need two hands for drinking tonight. lol
I'm going to need two hands to drink tonight.
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E card for Vegas!
Me after finals
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I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid. #ecards
True story....only now I know its impossible to run away to some super cool fantasy land because I can't afford the gas to get there. Being an adult suck!
Every day of my life I have wanted to run away.
OMG. This made me giggle.
Omg so funny but true.
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Haha. Drinking. Only on the weekends. And holidays. And Thursdays. Not an alcoholic I swear. Funny.
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Laughing. So. Hard.
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go to the bar, dance in the party's, and make like you didn'y care of anyone in this stupid and horrible world.
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Can't stop laughing
.Mtgs or parties?
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Totally. Birthday weekend!
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Can I get an Amen?
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What doesn’t kill us makes our drinks stronger… feeling this right now.
What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger
makes our drinks stronger
Basically my life motto!
Lol YESSS... Love this.
Haha so true
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surprise I'm drunk oversized scoop
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Who wants to buy me this?
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This made me laugh!
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Haha I try to feel like this towards some people but when it comes down to it, it's just not in my nature. Its' a funny thought lol
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Every time I think of this it makes me laugh. I am not mean enough to say it, but I can sure think it!
Even though I laughed aloud... And know some people who indeed would drink the water.... I would, even if I disliked you... Put the fire out;)
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
I would never say this out loud but I'm not denying that I've thought similar things.
Now this my friend, is some funny stuff! I don't care who you are :)
Don't have anyone that I couls say this too but it made me laugh.
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when they say "drink responsibly" what they really mean is don't fucking spill it.
rule number 1: don't party foul. especially on or near my hair and clothing. :)
rule number 1: don't party foul. hahahahahaha
Seriously, that would be alcohol abuse!
rule number 1: don't party foul.
Hahaha I love making ecards!!!
alcohol abuse if you do!
That shits expensive!
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A time out? No, no... it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool. I'll demonstrate. ---- some ecards. humor. funny. kids. child. parenting. good old fashion spanking.
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funny thing , i swear this is me when i have kids. they always say go ahead you'll get introuble for spanking your kids these days.
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That's how we do it. I was getting my oil changed at Wal-Mart one day and this guy commented on well behaved my kids were. (I wanted to laugh, but I said thank you.) He asked if we spanked our kids and I hesitantly replied "yes". He said it was very apparent because of how well behaved my kids were compared to the other kids running wild and he wished more parents would spank their kids because talking and time outs do no good. I couldn't agree more and I felt very proud that day.
couldn't decide if I should pin it to funnies or kids stuff....
Too funny! This is how it was when I was a kid
Spanking quote- Dying laughing right now!
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There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.
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There are two types of people in this world.
Two types of people......
LOL! Two types of people
Words of wisdom. Yup
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so true!! We have a quote we say around our house: "It's not lost until mommy can't find it." :) -AG
Ha! So true in our house. My husband asks where everything is....#marriage #truth
My husband rocks & I love him, but yes! We laugh about this all the time.
Really naggin on my husband today with the e cards. (:
Omg so true my husband can never find a darn thing :)
So much truth in this little ecard!
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As a non drinker, this still makes me laugh. And I am indeed up to something!
damn i guess im one of those non drinkers now :(
I know a few people who would agree with this
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I agree... They are not to be trusted!