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Because it is so much better when I can pee anywhere in the pool and then watch people randomly find the warm spot.

... because otherwise all the kids make fun of them, just like my graders have to comment EVERY TIME about my handwriting, instead of politely asking what it says if it gets sloppy, they have to make a big deal of it. Because they are rude little jerks.

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Are you listening Johnny Depp, Jeremy Renner, Chris Hemsworth, Bradley Cooper, George Clooney, Henry Cavill, Karl Urban, Wes Bentley, RDJ and Alex Pettyfer? No there's more than that the list goes on and on forever

NO, I don't like going last in a dark place. I'd rather go first, and have someone at my back, so if some vashta narada or crap were to sneak up on me, I'd have a warning.