I wasn’t that drunk last night!  Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!

haha! i sneeze five times in a row every day. people always ask by the third sneeze if Im ok. Doug does a countdown for me, love that guy!

haha! i sneeze five times in a row every day. people always ask by the third sneeze if Im ok. Doug does a countdown for me, love that guy!

and THEN I will grab my can of hairspray and spray the heck out of it to stun it then step on it then wait til Dave comes home to dispose of the body..just saying!!!

and THEN I will grab my can of hairspray and spray the heck out of it to stun it then step on it then wait til Dave comes home to dispose of the body..just saying!!!

Putting up with you is like eating a pudding woth a fork, it's not impossible... but it's a pain in the ass!

Putting up with you is like eating a pudding woth a fork, it's not impossible... but it's a pain in the ass!

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

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