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The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Sir Winston Churchill was a wise man

Sir Winston Churchill was a wise man He is to be credited with the building & keeping up of morale in Britain during W War II. It was that morale that Hitler wanted to destroy, but failed to.

Haha.  sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?

this is a list of who asked for your opinion! Ha ha, how I feel some days

Trifling people are generally stupid so: Two birds, one stone.

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people.I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.thinning the herd.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted!!!! Ha!

This seriously made me laugh so hard.I did fart! :D Still laughing though!

I'm not saying I hate you... [ex girlfriend problems]

I'm not saying I hate you...

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

Où & Quand?

Funny Confession Ecard: It's not that I don't like you. oh wait, yes, yes it is.

And I'm pretty sure your not going to like it!

Free, News Ecard: I haven't lost my temper. I know exactly where it is. And if you're still in reach in thirty seconds, you'll see it for yourself.

Well, I don't have the money for shopping soooo.... be really nice to me and you might live. ;)

So funny! I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.