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Some people feel that excessive use of swears is a sign of a limited vocabulary. As a published English major who swears at every opportunity, I highly disagree.

I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

We look like we're being productive, but really, we're just talking shit about co-workers and how drunk we got this weekend.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do....... So little desire to do it. ||MIDTERMS||

Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome. e-card

Funny Confession Ecard: I refuse to lose weight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny girls if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, awesome AND thin. It's a public service, really. Yeah that's me ;)