Whahahahhhahahahahha!!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Whahahahhhahahahahha!!!!!! Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

I am NOT a good sugar coater.. please don't ask me to try...@Saffina Phelps@Heather Wells Caress

I am NOT a good sugar coater.. please don't ask me to try...@Saffina Phelps@Heather Wells Caress

hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.

OMG... this is freaking hilarious!!! I seriously just Laughed Out Loud at the thought of me telling my boys to say it!

Funny Confession Ecard: Keep it up, pal. You're heading for a starring role in an episode of 'Snapped'.

Funny Confession Ecard: Keep it up, pal. You're heading for a starring role in an episode of 'Snapped'.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

welcome to my life...Lexapro and Buspar are highly recomended :)

welcome to my life...Lexapro and Buspar are highly recomended :)

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