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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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"every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy... pssh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat." -Anon.

Every guy thinks every girl dreams is to find the perfect guy. Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

We've all seen people at Wal-Mart after all.

"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!

Oh yes I do. rhondathompson

and they end up getting hurt because they have no sense of humor and they take themselves too seriously. Yeah, I can relate.

or call in its evil minion spiders and drag me to the queens lair (whos 50ft big btw) and torture me...or sacrifice me to their spider god Therapy may be required :/

Spider revenge is serious business. This is so true! I feel like this every time!

Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store... Grinch  primitive Christmas sign. $12.00, via Etsy.

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That explains why I have gotten underwear for xmas since I was a little kid. Last year, I had to have a "For Xmas - Don't Get Me ." and underwear was top of the list haha

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

No need to leave the house.......just stay in my pajamas----comforts of home!

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

Schedule indisputable.

laundry schedule - make this for my laundry room.if I actually had a whole room that I could devote to laundry!

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