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I always think this way...haha

Haha, this happens to me all the time. You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

oh so glad there is an e-card to remind me of this.....

i truly dont think this will ever happen. at ANY point in your life your going to think at a certain age youd have your shit together. what is "having your shit together" anyways. fuck it.

Hahaha

Funny Family Ecard: My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, 'Central America.' She said, 'Oh so near Kansas?' I see a pole and body glitter in her future.

For my sister:  funny quote - I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that.   *Yeah really. :P

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Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.

Girls will understand…

Girls will understand…

Should you shave your legs? Hairy legs and jammies. Haha so true, I only put jammies on for my real friends. I'm never caught with hairy legs though ;

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