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for my sister===Sand in my ass, bug bites, sunburns, frizzy hair, and boob sweat. Bring it. I am tan and that is all that matters.

Timmy gives me all the pink & red he's adorable <3

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist'. It's actually a bargain.

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think you're paying for a maid, lover and a therapist. It's actually a bargain!

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

i do yoga to relieve stress

I Do Yoga

I do yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants. Get this shirt to proclaim your love for yoga, or wine, or just relaxing!

Bahahahahaha! It's like someone is in my brain stealing all of my funnies!

HAHA this made me bust out laughing!, but yes i would totally wife him


I'm pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No, seriously. Someone better fix this shit. If only over a country!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Pinterest has inspired me to plan every detail of the wedding I'm nowhere near having.

Yep pretty much. I'm 16 and not planning on getting married for a VERY long time. But I love planning!

Haha and so I did!

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum. a permanent staycation somewhere new. with lots and LOTS of rum.