I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I could 'Like' it.

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I could 'Like' it.

Dear Chump Lady, My ex-husband of ten years effectively abandoned me while I was pregnant with our 2nd child (our oldest, now 8 years old, is mildly disabled) due to his emotional affair with a ho-worker. I had to go back to full-time work at 7 months pregnant for the first time in 7 years …

Dear Chump Lady, My ex-husband of ten years effectively abandoned me while I was pregnant with our 2nd child (our oldest, now 8 years old, is mildly disabled) due to his emotional affair with a ho-worker. I had to go back to full-time work at 7 months pregnant for the first time in 7 years …

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

I love when someone puts a long complaint as their status update and you ask if they're ok and they reply, 'inbox me.' I'm sorry, was this private?

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

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Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm changing my name to 'Nobody' on Facebook, so when I see stupid crap people post, I can like it and it will say 'Nobody likes this'.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by Lets agree to disagree, you really mean: Lets each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot, then, yeah, sure.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by Lets agree to disagree, you really mean: Lets each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot, then, yeah, sure.

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