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I was just having this conversation after a Sunday spent making breakfast, shopping for food, making lunch, making homemade donuts and then making dinner. Really, shouldn't they have been satisfied for a good three days after that
Coctel de Camaron (Mexican Shrimp Cocktail) - Circle B Kitchen - Circle B Kitchen
OMG!!! This is SO my life!!! Every single night they ask the same question....
Really. Great picture to put in the kitchen! I can't STOP LAUGHING!!!
And breakfast, and lunch, and drinks, and snacks?
Seriously do they ever stop eating
This is what I think some nights
Really. I can't STOP LAUGHING!!!
Haha SO TRUE!! tell me why?
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I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Story of my life.**** I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy.
My Monday morning feeling....
This is totally me
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Haha, I totally had this thought last Friday! It's the same lesson you learn when you grow up, go to school, get a job, and "summer vacation" no longer exists. Weekends no longer exist when you're a mom :).
lol.... story of my life but thats ok I love every min. of it! Family time is way better than ANY DRINK or PARTY!
I feel the same about weekends. "Why am I looking forward to two days that are no longer days off?" :)
Pretty much. Absolutely love this! Friday is just as good as Monday when you wake up to an amazing child! <3
I love my kids for sure, but sometimes I do look forward to work....at least I can go to the bathroom by myself there....ha ha
Oh bless! I'm definitely not ready to give up my Friday nights.... Or my sleep ins... Or my general ability to do whatever I want whenever I want haha!
if you have kids less than two years old...your ass needs to stay home....not at the Swedish mafia concert.....but hey your addiction to exstacy Is bigger right? Right......your over thirty hoe....take care of your three bunk ass ugly troll looking kids...oh my bad they are with your mom right skank? (GO ENJOY YOUR SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA...UNFIT MOTHER).
Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh Wait... You laugh because it's true and if you laugh real hard it's because you thought it before!
Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.
.would love to take all the credit but my children has pretty awesome parents on both sides lol
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Just in case anyone was wondering how Callan got to be such a cool kid... :)
so true! lol - hope my kids agree <3
I'm worried for my future children.
9 out of 10 children ...
For my future children.
Heck Yeah!! <3
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Funny Reminders Ecard: There's only two ingredients that make up trail mix...M's and disappointment.
There's only two ingredients that make up trail mix...M&M's and disappointment. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
There's only 2 ingredients that make up trail mix - M&Ms and disappointment.
Trail mix funny
Haha so true
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Ha. Thought of you - @Tanya Knyazeva Knyazeva Knyazeva Knyazeva Wehage
Ha. Thought of you - @Tanya Knyazeva Knyazeva Wehage
Haha! Funny, funny truth!
Haha!! story of my life
So funny and true!!
Bahahaha so funny!
STORY OF MY LIFE
ha ha yes!
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Funny Reminders Ecard: #You #are #ridiculous #with #your #annoying #and #unnecessary #use #of #hashtags. I hate hashtags.
Think before you hashtag, people. Also, hashtags mean anything on Facebook so stop it.
Idk if I've ever found a more fitting Ecard for the way I feel. I hate hash tags!
Some people really need to cut down the length and number of hash tags per tweet.
Okay I obsess over hash tags sometimes, but some people are just too much!
Hash tags, a large pet peeve of mine #kelliproblems....It's contagious
#accurate for some people and a pet peeve of mine. Too many hashtags
Stop using annoying #hashtags!
This made me giggle.
It's funny 'cause it's true...
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Awkward Mom Moment %2310003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth.
Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth.
It's funny 'cause it's true...@Lindsey Ramey @Kala Smith I think we just talked about this on Saturday!!
SO TRUE!!! HAHAHA! @Connie Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Brzowski Hamon Brzowski Hamon Brzowski Jenkins
Awkward Mom Moment %2310003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard
Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. AMEN!!!!!
SO TRUE!!! HAHAHA! @Connie Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Hamon Brzowski Hamon Brzowski Jenkins
It's funny 'cause it's true...and I know when I stop walking and cross my legs every woman knows what I'm doing
After 3 kids, the last 2 only 15 months apart, I can't even trust myself to bend over without worrying about that.
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Hmm, I'm getting kind of tired of pinning things on Pinterest. Maybe I'll stop...said no one ever... #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol
You know it's the truth! Funny ecards
Pinterest addiction for the win! :D
Pinterest addiction... #Guilty ♥
Haha. So true.
This is too funny!!!
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Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.
I always say I want to change my name bc I'm tired of hearing mom, mom, mom all day!!! Never thought of this twist!!!!!!
My children keep screaming, "MOM!" at me, so I changed my name to "Shit" and they're not allowed to swear. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear. (this is totally something my mom would have done... Lol)
My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit'
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Funniest thing I have seen all day.
I gotta remember this!!
lol Good idea :)
Some days, you need a little humor when you are losing weight.
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Lol my dad always told me that.. should havethought to eat a skinny person instead of food
HA! Still makes me laugh! I'm Gonna eat a skinny person! - My grandmother will love this!
"Don't forget, you are what you eat." "I need to eat a skinny person."
So funny. LOVE IT! Skinny people better watch out...HERE I COME!!!
I love this...it is so true! Watch out skinny people!
Hahaha so true...skinny person to go please
you are what you eat! funny-stuff
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I'm not even sure if I should put this under Funny Stuff because i've had this problem since I was 15 and it's not funny. Not funny at all.
There is no doubt in my mind that I am my mother's daughter...
story of my life. Good thing I like her!
all the time.. story of my life
yep...story of my life haha
I am my mother's daughter!
story of my life...haha
Anddd story of my life.
Story of my life!!!
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I'm eating my feelings and they taste delicious. ecards. humor. funny. emotional eater. food lover.
I eat my feeling sometimes...well basically all the time
Cheesecake. My feelings taste like New York cheesecake;)
My feelings taste like ice cream and ketchup chips.
eating my feelings...story of my life
my feelings taste like chocolate
Hello delicious feelings
Haha....this reminds me
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Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard
Free, Friendship Ecard: Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day.
Lol! Oh so true sometimes!
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My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...It's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.
Oh gawd!!! This is for some of our coworkers for reals! Oh dear.... I almost feel guilty for saying it... Almost.
My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless. @someecards
I want people who can't speak kindly, truthfully, and intelligently to stop speaking to me at all. -CB
My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.
That's right...your stupidity actually stunned me. Or, maybe it's just you leeching the intelligence from me.
My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement... it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.
Perfect for an election year...and people who think they know what they're talking about when they are absurdly wrong
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50 Funniest Healthy Living cards. I need to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it doesn't tempt me.
Hahahaha, I'm always eating healthy but when i do buy some junk food, I DO eat it all so it won't tempt me, LoL
LOL. This is SOOOOOOO me! Can't tell you how many times I've eaten all the junk food so I can start eating healthy...
I need to eat healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food. #dessert #healthfood #funny #humor #ecard #nomnomnom #diet #healthy
Yeah this is my life right now. What else am I gonna do with all of this darn junk food? Sound like anybody you know?
Story of my life! Except I always buy more junk food before the original stuff runs out! A never-ending cycle!
Diet Plan Step 1 because someone keeps bringing it in!
Eating Healthy?! lol Story of my life!
Funny Stuff #junkfood
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If I got into bed at 8pm, why am I still awake at midnight? That's right, I was pinning on my phone. Story of my life. YourECards.
If I got into bed at 8pm, why am I still awake at midnight? That's right, I was pinning on my phone.
Hahahaha... Pretty much! But its more like in bed by 11 still awake at 2am
Story of my life this is literally happening...except in my kindle
pinterest app = insomniacs bff! @Kayla Nelson @Jill Coffey LOL
Basically...I love my Pinterest App!
This is totally me.
All these Mom's are on Pinterest making their own ...
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Funny Confession Ecard: All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like 'I took a shower . Went to work and kept the kids alive.'
Funny Confession Ecard: All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and Im all like I took a shower and kept the kids alive.
I always tell Jon this when he gets home:-) I kept AB alive and fed.... it's a really good day if there is a shower as well!
All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like "I took a shower and kept the kids alive." | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
That sounds like me.. Lil damien was doing backflips at mcdonalds in the playgym and all i could do was pray he didnt get hurt cuz i had my hands tied with baby derek...lol
All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like 'I took a shower and kept the kids alive.' Truth!
All these moms are on Pinterest making their own soap and rendeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like, "I took a shower and kept the kids alive."
Some of us are on Pinterest dreaming of making our own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, but we never do because all we can do is take a shower and keep the kids alive.
Pinterest is to be taken with a grain of salt...and a bucket of common sense if your going to use it. It's not going to make you anything you're not...like a brain surgeon or a super model. ...Carol
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Best friend code. That's how it goes. bahahah so true most of the time! @Katharine Ommanney @Amanda Irizarry @Jennifer Marsh
I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com #funny #friends #bestfriends #quote #girls
e-cards: I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls.
I don't like you. My best friend doesn't like you. She has never met you. But that's how she rolls. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Haha @Christina Childress Childress kelly Ahahahahahahaha. True story
True story. @Jenn L Milsaps L Milsaps L Jensen
Best friend. true story
Made me giggle
562 dinner ideas pinned on Pinterest, still no clue what to make tonight... STORY OF MY LIFE.