Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it.

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

I'm glad I'm not who they they I am...pretty sure that person they say I am is really who they are

I'm glad I'm not who they they I am...pretty sure that person they say I am is really who they are

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I can only bite my tongue for so long!! One of these days something completely absurd is gonna slip out of your egotistic self righteous mouth and im gonna let you have it!!!

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

How I feel about snoring.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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