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When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

You should probably stop putting yourself down so often because it's really annoying. | Reminders Ecard

You should probably stop putting yourself down so often because it's really annoying. | Reminders Ecard

Check out this funny meme!Hilarious meme from the house of funny

Check out this funny meme!Hilarious meme from the house of funny

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10 Inspirational Quotes Of The Day (337)

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

HAD to pin for ASHLEY. LOL. She could say this all day where she works. "Congrats on getting away with stuff I would get fired for".

HAD to pin for ASHLEY. LOL. She could say this all day where she works. "Congrats on getting away with stuff I would get fired for".

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

Oh I didn't tell you? Must have been none of your business then ...

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Funny Confession Ecard: Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

cannot stop laughing. Sorry if this offends, but I can't pretend I don't think it's hilarious! this is what you should have said to your boss when he was talking to you about his teeny weenie!