Mines good up close even....but oh yeah I know some yard sales

Mines good up close even....but oh yeah I know some yard sales

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

My butt may be big but I'm pretty sure the lyrics aren't 'I like flat butts and I cannot lie'. An entire song can't be wrong.

"Some people come into your life as a blessing... other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA

"Some people come into your life as a blessing... other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

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