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I want to be skinny like the Victoria's Secret models; but I just like FOOD too much.

I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

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I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.