You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me...I think you're an idiot.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I dont know if you know this, but your boobs go inside your shirt.

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

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