I think this all the time. Try going in pitch black with a picher of water, a flashlight, and a bowl. As you pour the water in to the bowl shine the flashlight across the water. It will move sightly with the light.
When God made me. I'll add 3 tablespoons each of computer addicted and socially awkward. And just a dash of sexy. Seems like I've run out of sexy. More computer addicted and socially awkward it is. Minus the computer addicted for me.