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I get called a bitch a lot. It's true, but hey, I never get called stupid, ignorant, fat or ugly.

Shorts: If it looks like your vagina is trying to eat them, they're not for you. #ecards

Here, Let me wash the stupid right off of you... Ahhh wait, wait... it's not coming off. =)

Bahahaha! It's present now and will be from this day forward!!! Love it!!!!

Funny Get Well Ecard: Sometimes you feel like a million bucks and sometimes you feel like a food stamp.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I think the 'People you may know' section on Facebook should be changed to 'People I'm deliberately not friends with'.