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why, yes, I CAN multi-task .. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch tv, .. all at the same time.

Blame Shifting Tactic

So fitting right now...so anyone that's heard a story about me lately...remember this, there's a lot more to the story than what you've been told....

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

That moment when everyone around you is in a relationship and your just like, I've been on pinterest for 2 hours.