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I'm drinking heavily because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude. humor. ecards. funny.
I don't drink, but I occasionally make threats to punch people in the face with bricks...maybe I have an anger issue? lol
Oh the people I would love to smack across the face with a brick... Don't judge, trust me, they deserve it
because taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it is considered rude...
haha some people just really need a brick to their face.
A brick to the face is frowned upon
I'm drinking heavily.....some days
Haha so funny
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Oh how I love to give these out to people! One of the many reasons I'll be going to a toasty place when I die! ;)
Omg so true!! We have plenty for the desperate, pathetic and drama filled losers we have to deal with!
OMG yassssss!!!! Your boyfriend knows your nicknames and laughs about em. #SorryNotSorry your ugly name no longer exists lmfao
Hahaha. P.T... (Or the nickname where you hold up a finger in front of your tooth and everyone in your family knows who you are referring to).
I busted out laughing at this! My coworkers and I have given so nicknames that others don't know bout
Yep! Heeeeeeheeeeeee! Nicole,Lori,Elizabeth!!!!! And it looks like we passed this down to our younger generation!!!!
There's a guy in my trig class who I've nicknamed Hollywood because he's like the 6th Jacob I've met at my school XD
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ROFL!!! (I once nicked named this guy I worked with 'panface' - he would come to work stoned and he looked like the cartoon guy who has been hit in the face with a pan) LOL
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Funny Confession Ecard: Yes, It's my fault you acted like a butthole. I am the dickhead fairy and I sprinkled asshole dust on your head when you weren't looking. - Oh that made me laugh!
Dickhead fairy? Pahahah!! I am totally using that!
I am the dickhead fairy hahaha
Couldn't resist! lol Funny!
Bahaahaha dickhead fairy!
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Story of my life lol
married life haha
so true haha
Oh gosh. This is horrible.
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If I had a $ for every time I've wanted to shoot you-Ecard.
another good saying to have printed on my "calling cards"!
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I feel this way about some people!
Hahahah funny shit
Oh so true
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Haha. sometimes you just have to have the courage to say that to some of the MOST annoying people that think everything is the freakin' business..?
LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say about how close in age my kids are.
LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say
LOL...I really wish I could do this to one certain person in my life!
I'd really like to tell this to some people!
HAHA no one care what you think, bitch!
So funny and so true!
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So true! Which means I have bigger balls than any man has ever naturally had!
you don't have bigger balls than me... True story
Just sayin'! True story:)
Haha... True story!!
Big balls. So true!
So funny, so true!
True story! :)
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. Amen
Sometimes I care way to much to the point that it is not healthy
This really would be nice sometimes.
So true, I care too damn much!
;-) Haha so true
Trade My Heart!
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Funny Apology Ecard: I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.
A fucking LADY I say!...reminds me of Jenna Marbles
Thats me, a fucking lady!
stay classy ladies
❤ this is total me
haha, this is hilarious
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You know what's funny? Not you, so shut up. | eCards
Haha such a bratty thing to say... But so funny! ;)
HAHAHAHAHA GOLD @Allison j.d.m j.d.m
I'm always asking whats so funny.
haha can't help it, so funny!
Why do I find this so funny
shout out to a few people hahahaha these e cards are too funny!
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I am pretty sure I have said and meant this a time or two :)
Sorry about the language! I find these things hilarious 😂
Good thing people can't read our minds at times! CH
Because some people really make you feel this way
oh gosh these ecards and their language... lol
I'm dying!!! So funny
so true right now....
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I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime. SERIOUSLY
@Victoria Weaver does this still apply if you are self employed? I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime.
Hmmm. . .not so much late as working too much unpaid overtime
ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime
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follow us! we have hundreds of hilarious pics! :) I was telling my daughter and her friends just last weekend that all parents screw up their kids, it's unavoidable.
because I really don't want to be totally perfect - cause vanilla people suck, and my kids will not suck
the gift of a mother's love-- just kidding. I mean it for myself (please don't show Mom =)
I believe this is my parenting style in a nutshell :)
My parenting philosophy summed up
Quote of a damn good mother!
This is my parenting plan
This is my motto
LOVE this. Need it on a T-Shirt. To send to like ten thousand people I know....
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Funny Confession Ecard: You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
if it wasn't for bad luck , there would be more smart people
i need to post this on some peoples walls
I'd love to say this to some people!
.bahahah so true for some people!
These ecards are so funny.
So true for some people
Story of my life
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I am guna live my life like Barney on How I Met Your Mother...bcuz I'm awesome! :)
This is true. Story of my life!!
Story of my life. So true! Lol
Story of my life.
totally me, just sayin
Story of my life. ;)
Yes, very true...
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ALL THE TIME! Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case, who needs work as an excuse)
I'm just glad I'm aloud to tell people to shut the fuck up on a daily basis! God I love my job! Lol
My teammates and I have this discussion all the time. lol
You say it out loud allllll the time!
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This is funny...Kathryn
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yoga farts....what?!?! I still laughed in spite of my lack of understanding yoga farts! Bahahahaha! This is so funny & so true!!
HA!!!! I went to ONE yoga class ever and some old lady farted really loud and I had to leave the class because I was laughing so hard I was crying, literally
I just laughed so hard ....this isn't comforting for someone who is starting yoga class tomorrow :/
I just laughed so hard ....anyone who k ows me, knows to not take a yoga class with me!!! LOL!
Never been to a yoga class, but I laughed so hard I had pin this.
I laughed so hard! @Julia oh my goodness ! I can't stop laughing
I have never laughed so hard at 7:51 am in my life!!!
I laughed so hard! And it shouldn't be so funny. :/
Every single day.
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so bad but so funny! You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
Make fun of - good times - YES - someecards - ecard - funny hahahaha I thank my sister mimi
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Yes, yes I do. Maybe we should send a thank you card! 😂😂😂
Legit laughed at this more than I should have. So true!!
that is some funny stuff!
#goodtimes so wrong
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List Makers List
i could write lists all day long. now actually doing what is on the list....questionable.
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Are you an obsessive list maker? To-do lists, grocery lists, whatever your heart desires. List it out, friend. Totally me!!
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal. Oh my gosh I totally need this @stookey713 ! Good call :)
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal I have lists all over the place
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal - I would be lost without lists
Im SUCH a list maker...List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal
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List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal. I need this!!
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I can't help it, I'm a list maker.this is my life
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