Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

Prove to me that "god" created anything at all and i'll be a believer. (We're gonna require some actual scientific facts, though. None of that "It's having faith" bullshit.)

Prove to me that "god" created anything at all and i'll be a believer. (We're gonna require some actual scientific facts, though. None of that "It's having faith" bullshit.)

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