Dad Funny Birthday Card / Age Has It's Advantages. (hell If I Know What They Are) / Happy Birthday Joke / Best Friend Card - Etsy

Trying to get out of bed in the morning definitely isn't one of them. Love this snarky card, and so will your recipient. Our birthday greeting cards are perfect to add a personalized touch to birthday gift baskets or boxes, paired with a gift card or a bottle of wine, or simply use them as a standalone gift they will surely love! ~OUTSIDE: "age has it's advantages. (hell if i know what they are) happy birthday!" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5" half letter) card printed on matte 80# quality card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope. DISCOUNT CODES ✔ 3FOR13 (3 cards for $13) ✔ 6FOR26 (6 cards for $26) ✔ 9FOR39 (9 cards for $39) ✔ 15FOR65 (15 cards for $65) ✔ 50 cards or more receive 15% off with code 15PERCENTOVER50 SHIPPING ✔ all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS). We usually ship within 24 hours. ✔ orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. Etsy will call it tracking but it is rarely accurate so please do not go by that. ✔ orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. ✔ want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $3.50 or Priority Mail for $8. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping. RETURNS ✔ We love happy customers! Although we don't accept returns or exchanges, please contact us with any issues so we can make it right. ✔Each card is designed, printed, folded and sent with love from the beautiful Black Hills of South Dakota! follow me on instagram! : www.instagram.com/quirkycardcompany follow me on facebook! : www.facebook.com/quirkycardcompany THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER. GRANNY WOULD BE PROUD :) ehhh...the "NOT SO FINE" print: Heya! - things can happen to mail. I'd like to say USPS is awesome, but granny didn't raise no liar. ✔ Lost cards: this can happen - if you don't have your card after 14 business days (longer during the holidays cuz they're slow as molasses) please reach out to me (within 60 days). I will make it right - cuz I'm awesome even if USPS isn't. ✔ Returned cards: if a card is returned due to you inputting the wrong address or because you have moved, I will resend to the correct address for a $1 fee to cover mailing supplies and postage. ✔ Damaged: very rarely a card may get damaged by USPS - this is not my fault - and it sucks for BOTH of us. Since they are not insured with USPS, Please let me know and I will direct you how to open a case with Etsy's purchase protection program for damaged items. Be sure to take pictures.