Why do people feel the need to go out of their way to tell me shit. I don't care.
People don't realize how hard it is to always be right! It causes lots of fights!
Happens every time
Why did the chicken cross the road? He just wanted a better life, and became a better chicken, so by the time he came back, people said that he flew across the road.
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my love is like a candle if you forget me I will burn your fucking house down- Hilarious!
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Jesus is so sassy