"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.every day at work

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LOL I actually do this frequently, there are just so many idiots in this world. how will they EVER learn if there weren't people like me in the world!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I should just change my voicemail greeting to: 'Please hang up and text me.'

Yes! I hate checking my voicemail! And I generally hate talking on the phone!

Oh the nicknames I have for certain people...

Oh, if you only knew the nicknames. So many nicknames.

I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

So many children need to hear this! I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

Day Dreaming Gorilla

Female Gorilla - Day dreaming and contemplating life. Who says gorillas don't think and feel. Just look at that face.

;) SOMETIMES I WOULD LIKE SOME APPLAUSE OR A HEARTFELT "THANK YOU"

I don't think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all if this unmedicated.

This is me sometimes.....

just because i have the vocabulary of a well educated sailor, doesn't mean i'm not a lady.

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