Every. Single. Time.

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

There u go...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: .and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.then he made the Earth round.and he laughed and laughed.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

funny cat

Don’t worry buddy…

Funny pictures about Swing Buddies. Oh, and cool pics about Swing Buddies. Also, Swing Buddies photos.

When my daughters were toddlers I got asked all the time how I was able to do everything. I loved being super mom


Snoop Dogg Kid - Rolling down the street, eating cheerios, sipping my box of juice. With my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.


Funny Thinking of You Ecard: If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and broken hand.

Made in Vagina

This is all true (35 photos)

Humor is awesome. The word "vagina" is awesome. People's reactions to using the word "vagina" in everyday conversation is awesome.

LOL!!! By then it'll be done cause I did it myself!   :P   # Pin++ for Pinterest #

Married humor men funny household chores Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. No need to remind him every six months. Heaven forbid we rush into things.

Do you have a bathroom?

I hate when people are at your house & ask "do you have a bathroom?" - no, we shit in the yard.

Been there a few times!  It goes the same for a clean house!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.


"You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes, and that's kinda the same thing." Food should never REALLY equal happiness, but cupcakes are bliss. Home baked cupcakes are even better than bliss.

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