I am out of order until further notice. My "stupid people" filter needs cleaning and my "give a damn" batteries have run out.
"Pretty please?" "The physical appearance of the please makes no difference". Despicable Me Gru & Agnes
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Starter fluid for the morning impaired.
I'm not a smartass.I am a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious & I speak fluent sarcasm.
Lazy is a strong word. I like to call it "selective participation".
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I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but, whenever I fart, the room smells lovely.