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Pooping when the power goes out - Muppets Beaker funny. This made me LOL!

Pooping when the power goes out - Muppets Beaker funny. This made me LOL!this actually happened to me when the lights that are on a timer turned off.

funny food quotes

"There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me food that my food eats." Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation.

This is a pertinent question.

Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?~ found this and thought it was funny because my charger is green and has juice written on it.now I understand haha

Crazy People

Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy, therefore I am not crazy. Isn't that crazy. Pirates of the Caribbean jack sparrow

Grumpy Cat-"I like sleeping. It's like death without the commitment."

Grumpy cat quotes are funny to read. Tardar Sauce also known as the Grumpy cat is a celebrity and queen of cats. We have collected a list of amazingly funny and hilarious pictures of Grumpy cat [.

Close enough. - Didn't go to the gym today but the cashier's name at McDonalds was Jim. So same thing.